Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

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What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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When Chuck Norris dives into a pool... he gets wet due to the aqueous nature of the water

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Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

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What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

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How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

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Why don't you ever want to greet your friend Jack on the plane? Because your wife cheated on you with him and she is having his baby, if you were to even think about talking to Jack, you'd end up slitting his throat and throwing him off the side of the plane into a crocodile pit where they will make a feast of his body for the next couple days... So just don't greet Jack

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A raccoon walks into a bar. He then proceded to bite 3 people before animal control got him. A black man, hispanic man and an asian man. Later they all walked to the hospital and were treated for rabies, they were all fine as rabies is normally not fatal when caught early. Moral- this story is racist cause the white man was completely unharmed, DONT DISCRIMINATE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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