- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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