- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

How come anti jokes r funny

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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