What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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hi charles lattuca III

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What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

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Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

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Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

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What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

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Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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