- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

Daniel is a fag

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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