Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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