Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

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Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

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Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

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Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter anyway because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

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what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

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A Man, a chicken and a horse walk in to a bar and sit down at the stools near the jukebox. The jukebox is playing Love Me Tender. The Bartender notices the man pull something from his pocket and hand it to the chicken who takes it in her beak and then turns to the horse and passes it to him. "What'll it be?" says the Bartender. "methamphetamines", says the horse ironically.

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How many rich men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to hire an electrician to do it for him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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