- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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