why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

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Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

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why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

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Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

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My name is Will I am a real homosexual

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

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4 hours later.

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Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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