What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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one morning i turned on my tv

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

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