What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

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roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

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so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

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a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

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what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

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How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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