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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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