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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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