- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

that wall over there ->

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

How high is the sky? True or False

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