What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

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Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

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1.....2.....3.....boom you died

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What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

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How will the world end? That information is unknown

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

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How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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