- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

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