What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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