- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

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