So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Dead girls can't say no.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

A gay man watches football.

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