Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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