What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

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Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

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Diarrhea

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How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

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Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

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knock,knock you suck

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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