What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

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What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

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Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

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why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

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What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

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A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

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What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

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Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

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Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

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How does a person put an elephant in a closet? First they have to open the door, then put the elephant in and close the door. That was easy well how does a person put a giraffe in. You probably said open the door and put the giraffe in and close the door. Well you missed a step first you have to take the elephant out then you can put in the giraffe. Well both animals are to big to fit in a closet so you can't put them in and also the person who put the animals in is schizophrenic and the animals are fake so if you believed that you could fit them in there you might be delusional.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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