- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

What's your blood type? Red.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

womans having rights.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Your mom.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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