a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

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How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

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what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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