So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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When you have read this, you've already read it.

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

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Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

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why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

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why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

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why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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