- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

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Justin Bieber.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

Abortion.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

Sixty... eight

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