- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

G:nock nock B:come in!

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

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