- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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