Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

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How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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NASCAR

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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Do the roar!

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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