- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

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