what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Pickles are moist.

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

I enjoy Popcorn

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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