- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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