Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

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What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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watch me nae nae

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