Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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