you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

What is green and slow Grass.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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