Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

I like that, but why am I happy?

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

why did the zebra cross the road?

What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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