- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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