- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

irish man drinking john smiths

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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