what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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nothing

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

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What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

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What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

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your face

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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