- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Urban ghettos

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

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