- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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