- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

What's funny? Women's rights.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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