I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

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what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

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You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

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Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

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Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

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