- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

the NAACP

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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