Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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what did the farmer do? plant

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

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1 woman and 2 guys were on a roadtrip. Every single day they would go do the same things. First go to Denny's, then to the mall, then see a horror movie. One day the woman said, "I don't want to go see the horror movie, I'm scared enough!" So the guys agreed that they'd trick the woman into going to a horror movie before Denny's. They went, and the woman was scared out of her mind. She yelled at them both for 30 minutes and to this day never speaks to them.

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A blind man watches TV

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Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

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What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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