How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

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What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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YOU

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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