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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Whats funnier than 24.....25

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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