- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

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