What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

What's red and a cow? Red cow

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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