What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

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A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

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Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

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Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

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A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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