,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

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guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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what is 3+3= 8

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

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A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

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what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

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a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

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what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

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An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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