Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

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Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

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Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

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why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

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It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

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What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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