Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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Your big dick.

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one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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why does the man appear fat he is

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

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What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Women deserve equal rights.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

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Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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