- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

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what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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