Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

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Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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