What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

knock knock go away

like most people my age. im 27

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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