- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

What do you call a something with no limbs? a snake

Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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