What do I hate? people

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

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A mormon walks into a bar.

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I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

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The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

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A man is hungry so he gets on his coat and shouts : "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!". His wife says not to because the police say the rapist 'Eggman' is out again. He says he will be very careful. On his way he hears 'They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggmen-" and the man shouts: "AND I AM THE WAlRUS, SO GET THE HECK OUTTA MY FACE OR I WILL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" The Eggman and the man found two more people from Liverpool and formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band broke up.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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