- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Can anyone Lenin money?

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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