why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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A guy walks into a bar

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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