Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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Dan walked into a jelly fish

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

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Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

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Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

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Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do I hate? people

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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