- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

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knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

roses are black violets are black i am blind

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