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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

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KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

A seal walks into a club.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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