Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

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yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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A german walks into a London Pub. He turns to the man on his left and says, " Hallo Kolleginnen und dort bar Mäzen. Ich bin gespannt zu sehen, ob wir eine Beziehung herzustellen, wie ich gesucht Gespräch, als ich in der wunderbaren Kultur, die London zu bieten hat. Ist das in Ordnung mit dir? Heil Hitler"

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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