- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

Connor is homo

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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