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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

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