Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

A man was shot. He died.

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

a black man pays his child support

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

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