Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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dead dibbs

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A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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