- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

Is maynaise an instrument?

I had 99 problems Solved them all

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