- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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