- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

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