Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

Robin, get in the car, please.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

Women's rights.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

A muslim paints Mohammed

women's rights

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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