- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Whats funnier than 24.....25

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

38 studio's new game... Finance City

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

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