- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Poker face

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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