what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

You tell me. I have amnesia.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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