- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

So the priest took the 6 year old boy into the confessional...and He told him to say 3 Hail Mary's.

Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

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