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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

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