Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

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In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

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why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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poopy is poopy

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Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

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What do you call an blank test? an F

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

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a mulslim wlaks past a bomb shop on his way to join the international peace club

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Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

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Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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