- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

How high is the sky? True or False

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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