- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

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