- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Q. What do mummies do when they run out of toilet paper? A. Nothing - they're dead and inanimate.

What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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